Today is May 4th, 2021, and if every reality TV fan you know seems a little distracted today, it’s because we’ve got one thing on our mind: tonight is the premiere of season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. RHONY is without a doubt the funniest show on television (not just on Bravo, but on TV period). In honor of tonight’s premiere, I’ve put together a list of some of the funniest, most outrageous moments RHONY has given us over its flawless 12 seasons.
When Heather was screaming at the girls for inviting men back to their vacation house and Luann had this response
The Cartegena boat ride from hell (was a traumatic experience but they survived, so now it’s hilarious)
When Dorinda introduced the world to a new way to tell someone to shut up
Luann’s entire character arc summed up in one sentence
When Ramona hit the cat walk looking like an alien invaded her body
When Leah threw the ravioli (highlight of this scene being the bystander captured observing in horror while sipping his martini)
The introduction of Turtle Time
When Dorinda made it nice
ALL OF SCARY ISLAND, but especially this moment
When Tinsley represented all drunk women and fell asleep with a bowl of pasta in her bed
When Aviva removed her prosthetic leg and threw it across the room
And lastly, literally anything this flawless woman does. We are not worthy of Sonja Morgan.
